Square bear .. I like the "Bull" story.
Somewhat telling of your generation of greed and "screw the rest", (curiously an accusation often levelled toward the gen Y's/gen Me's by the elderly) you;d think there would be enough cows for all to share...
Unfortunately the industry will forever be scared by this sense of entitlement and this of course is part of the problem here.
Offcut ... your onto it .... But 'hey"don't let the facts get in the way of a good yarn
PS: Id be interested to know how much training should be given to "meet the standard". Or when do you say "enough"..?