Whilst sitting on the pan a Basra some colleagues said...
"Here comes Tomahawk!"
"why do you call him that."
"you can see him coming, but there f@@k all you can do about it!"
"I can beat that. We used to have a boss called paveway..... we had to follow him building bridges"
and the classic parade ground saying!!
Drill Sgt leans in and places his stick on the shoulder of an airman in the second rank " there is a piece of sh*t on the end of this stick" the airman replies "Its not on this end!"