So, do you want the headline to read 'MAINTENANCE OMISSIONS FOLLOWED BY PILOT ERRORS LEAD TO FATAL CRASH!"?
Have you ever seen (I won't say 'read') a copy of the Stun?
If you can't get one sentence per paragraph, you won't get the story in!
Engineers completely failed to fix the fault on the Death Jumbo!
But when the crew took off, they thought it had been fixed!
So the pilots trusted their instruments, as they're supposed to - and the instruments took them to their DOOM!
And that's neither simple enough to be intelligible to the troglodytes, and nor is it a sufficiently accurate summary for insiders. So, gentlemen, we're in a cleft stick.