BlueRobin - Haven't heard from KegB for a while... will pass on your regards if I see him tomorrow.
Stik - Thanks very much for the offer, but I doubt I'll have enough time to make the journey into the wilds of Norfolk before *it*. You'll probably be getting a few panicky emails though - you have been warned!
Meanwhile, does anyone know if one can fit floats to a chippy?

It's been raining a tad here...
Ooh, I'm all excited. I'm going to go and polish my headset and iron my HV vest!