Danny42C .. the Leeming Not-A-Runway-Caravan tale rings a distant bell here. There are some professions older than ATC/Flying Prevention, of course
Yerp ... The way Tante Angela is acting, I could see a quick Blitzkreig against either Poland or Belgium [both historically popular destinations] to ensure European Unity. Please avoid occupying the Channel Islands next time.
... And now we return you to the normal programme as well ...