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Old 28th Jun 2016, 11:09
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Routine orders

As well as the great many funny or unfunny remarks made within groups there was a competition at one point to make routine orders slightly more interesting

Officers summer trousers
All officers will be issued with one pair of lightweight summer trousers
These will be made from the same material as WRAF skirts
This will cause a temporary shortage of lightweight serge material
WRAF skirts will be held up until officers without trousers are satisfied

It has come to notice that there are more permanent erection (sheds) in married quarters gardens than are needed.
All ranks are reminded that permanent erections in married quarters are not allowed

During the current epidemic of stomach infections only water passed by the medical officer is to be consumed
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