That would be the best joke ever. Leaving the EU because of the "dictatorship" in Brussels and then join the EEA where you are not on the table and have nothing to say about the rules. On the other side, why should they want the UK as a member? We can still fly to/from the UK, like UK airlines can do the same to the EU, but no UK airline can fly within the EU, but no EU airline wants to fly within the UK.
@OldLurker then you should plan your next holiday on the Falklands or look for a train to get to Spain