OK. I lied. The results are out When Eight Bells Toll
As always, a lot of fun replies, thanks all who contributed
A couple that particularly appealed to my sense of humour and taste were
Originally Posted by
Wensleydale
"I heard 'Dive, Dive, Dive,' on the radio and thought we were landing at Marham!"
The RAF Marham Mission Statement:
"Deliver battle winning Air Power for current and future operations"
(As opposed to delivering "battle winning Air Power for operations long past", presumably...?)
Originally Posted by
NutLoose
"What's the crane for on that Irish sub?" "It's to assist lifting themselves to the surface, due to the effect of the extra weight of the crane on the buoyancy system"
Originally Posted by
jim's brother
"I think we may have a problem, Sir. The pilot's tripped over the launch lever."
but Wensleydale receives the Hearts of Oak Leaf Cluster for
Originally Posted by
Wensleydale
"I've told you before Bloggs - don't look back in hangar!"
Well done, Wensleydale - you have the helm