"Right Bloggs, you've done the interservice interpreter's course - tell us what this message means: 'Arr Jim lad, splice the mainbrace and shiver me timbers, report by eight bells or it's Davy Jones' locker for ye!'"
"Well Sir, I'm not quite sure, but I've sent back 'Attention Roger the Cabin Boy, the Navy never leaves their mates behind', and now they seem to be getting rather excited."