Dear Northern businessman
"Would you like a a triple daily air link to Heathrow. "
Yes of course.
"We at HAL can deliver this"
Great but you are not an airline.
"Let's not get bogged down in small detail"
When can we have this.
" about 15 years possibly 12 "
OK great we will support that.
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Dear Northern Taxpayer
"Would you like a triple daily airport link to Heathrow."
Yes please
"One small point , your share of the cost will be
£2 billion however "
2 million ?
"No 2 billion"
How much is that?
"Well it's 2 billion, £2000,000,000m but with a massive return in 12 years"
How much is the massive return
"Er can't be precise"
But you can guarantee the route 100%"
"Well sort of....can we have your dosh upfront please"
Your having a laugh
"No we are deadly serious"
stuff that.......
Last edited by Bagso; 17th Jun 2016 at 20:11.