Contrary to expectation and the general impression I seek to create at every opportunity I am not in fact a bull elephant
The line usually set by my English master, Jim Golland, who went from being Head of English at Harrow County to ditto at Harrow School. A fine scholar, a great historian of Pinner and an absolute gentleman. Thanks Jim.
You might suppose that I remember it so well from 60 odd years ago because I wrote it so often. You might not be wrong!