Danny - your last para - was that not the subject of an Ealing comedy film in the 50s or 60s.
Best ATC related story - decision taken to introduce WRAF in the tower at Cranwell - meeting of the great and the good to sort out practicalities, of which at the end of the day only one remained, toilets - standard tower - one for officers, one for airmen. "No problem"£, says SATCO, we'll put a tent outside."
"That's no good", says Command WRAF Officer, "My girls like permanent erections"...........