Ha, ha.
You're right, the report doesn't really say what happened on the ground, other than the following on pp. 20-21:
"At 0953, Velocity 1384 informed ATC that they would have to declare a fuel emergency in 10 minutes. In response, at 0958, the ATC operations room manager in Melbourne Centre contacted the Victorian Police coordination centre to activate the Mildura Airport emergency plan.
This resulted in local emergency services being contacted to initiate a response to the arrival of Velocity 1384."