Must be the drag formula that your nickname refers to, halfrhovsquared, given the amount of it that lurks around those 29 (?) control surfaces, not to mention the rest of the airframe!
I'm afraid I can't let your typical fixed wing dick sledging go unchallenged.
As they say in the classics, if your wings don't rotate, you take it up the date...
Having said that, I must add that I have great respect for the Bou too, having gone to the dark side for a few years before returning to the nirvana of phling-wing phlying.