As a regualr passenger whata laugh this thread is
We pax like a couple of things about pilots
1 they should for a start be quite 'old'. that shows they have managed to stay away from trouble for 25 odd years and know what they are doing.
2. Looking a bit comfotably built means they are careful responsible people with kids and a labrador dog at home and havent been up all night sh===ing the trolley dolls.
3. grey hair good-geled hair (very) bad
Have fun