Sam Ting Definitely Wong
Thank you for the heads up.
You will probably find that there are some whose dress and personal hygiene is very much more in keeping with the general state of the company than others. Let's just refer to them as trend setters.
My epaulettes are older than the oldest aircraft in the fleet by a country mile and have inadvertently been through the washing machine a couple of times but they can still function. Leave the old farts alone, they haven't bent any of the hardware, they are just tired worn out and disillusioned.
Standard issue of hair gel and underarm deodorant is all that is required to boost morale until the Illy takes effect.
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