Poor Kingy,
I feel really sorry for you!!
Since I am one of the lucky ones being a planeless non-pilot (at the moment) I feel it is my duty to help you out.
I live quite near Northrepps 'international' near to Cromer (see thread in av history & nostalgia) and I've decided (with a heavy heart) that if you fly one or two of your embarrassing 'planes over, I'll take part of your burden on for you.
Heck, I feel so sorry, I'd probably buy you a pint to help your recovery!
Tim