"Still landed 28mins earlier than scheduled though"
Which is essentially meaningless for those flights unfortunate enough to be sent off to the hinterland "remote" stands, waiting to be backed into position, waiting for the transporting bus to arrive and fill, waiting for every other plane to disembark before the bus can pass on its way to the baggage hall.
I have to agree; LCY has turned into an extremely unpleasant option these days.