"The chap from the "Daily Mail" will be along any minute - have we worked out what we're going to say ?"........"We could fox him with 'windshear' and 'sudden downdrafts' and "air pockets" - it sounds good and'll keep him happy !" ........... "Or, better yet, we were heroically trying to avoid that school over there"....."but there isn't a school over there ?"....."there will be by the time the teatime edition hits the news-stands !"