So Land Jumper
You are a sort of Senior Vice President for ground staff and magazines deliveries, and you pretend to have a better view on the apron, from your office than us from the cockpit...
Hi, why don't you come and fly our aircraft by yourself, buddy ? that would bring so many fantastic improvements, I'm sure you already have plenty of ideas.
Please patronize your Indian staff as much as you want about wearing the yellow jackets - just simply avoid doing that with pilots, you and us are not in the same schoolyard.
Beware also of not being swallowed by your printer, and also not falling from your rotating seat - and of course don't put your pen into your eye.
We pilots on those forums are always suspicious of people popping out of nowhere for a specific post, never to be heard again - although that's the best which could happen to you.
Anytime, baby.