That's certainly all true,
PM.
Some others are:
- Even with allocated seats, they only realise that they been split up when they get to the row - so start playing musical chairs.
- There is a row number above each row?
- Going to the toilet.
- Discovery by the CC that the person placed into the emergency exit row - cannot speak English (or the language of the carriers as the case may be) and has to be moved. Then finding someone who can speak their language to explain why they cannot sit there.
- Between the gate and the aircraft door - they have put away/lost their boarding pass.
- On widebodies, they like to choose the wrong aisle if at all possible.
- The elderly person who refused the help of a wheelchair because "I'm not old" but now has difficulty climbing the rear steps.
- Finding out that seat 'C' is not the window.
- Talking on their mobile all the way down the bridge and to their seat and still going when the CC start the 'dance'.