In the poo at Lake Eyre

[Stanwell]

I really don't care if he's Australia's most eminent proctologist, the bit that did it for me was that, regardless of anything else,
he was disappointed that his mobile phone couldn't get reception out there.
Umm...

And of course, the world's media are queued up outside his William Creek hotel room, chequebooks in hand, bidding for access to this hero's exclusive story.
You can just see the headlines now, can't you?

Let's just see if he can't earn a few extra bucks for the live footage of his Diamond getting dropped during the recovery process.
I'll help... film it, that is.


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