Once again, folks are getting hung up entirely on the stealth configuration. This jet is so much more. So we're well aware that stealth internal configure is 2 x 1000 (or 2000) pound GBU + 2 x missile or 8 x SDB size + 2 x missile. That's not a huge load for stealth but this isn't a B2. Now, if you don't need VLO then you add pylons externally and add on to the above loadout another 4 weapon and 2 SRAAM stations for up to around 18-20,000lb of expendable stores.
So, given it ain't a Mud Hen, I totally disagree with your statement Thelma.