Merrie England
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... And all the merrie people of BA in England are so happy and enchanted, cos they don't have to pay tax at 40%, nor does their personal allowance disappear at 100K income to put more into that 40% bracket, nor do they pay National Insurance contributions or council tax on top of all that. And they can just live in Spain, except HMRC have closed this loophole, and they know their kids would be quite happy to go to school in Spain. And the cabin crew are - oh! - such fun, and the NHS is just perfect, and all the state schools are wonderful, and private education is only 25K per year if you need it. And owning a car (or two) and rail travel are just so cheap, and there are fairies at the bottom of every garden, especially the very expensive houses in the south of Merrie England where you would need to live on a short-haul roster... And they all dance and skip to their simulator sessions, as nobody ever fails a sim ride, nor a line check for that matter...