Originally Posted by parabellum
Give the job to the military, all three services.
Whilst, on the face of it, that seems workable there are problems:
The mil are maxed out with other commitments.
Unlike the police, they aren't trained for day to day civil ops.
e.g. BasS2 is suntanned, has a beard and is given to wisecracks (although I'm sure he wouldn't make any of the obviously stupid ones) - see where I'm going here?