This is slightly off topic, but good nonetheless. Originally posted by Sheep Guts in D&G:
A Citation is taxing behind a 727-200.
Cit. Pilot: Tower Citation (callsign) has a request.
Tower: Go ahead request.
Cit. Pilot: Could the 727 in front of me call me on a discreet frequency please.
Tower: Roger. 727 (callsign) did you read that request Sir?
72. Capt: Affirm TOWER and the answer is negative we have no time, we are about to line up.
Cit Pilot immediately: Well tell the 727 Capt if he has no time to talk, maybe he has time to pull out his Gear Pins!
