"...but they're still a bit unhappy, see, so then we said, no worries, we'll paint them 'anti-flash white' for you, and that'll save you and your family allowance from all them nasty nucular doobries. So then we're off down the stores, and a couple of sacks of snowcem and a bit of bosh-bosh later, everyone's happy as larry!"
"Oh Corporal, that is naughty!"
"Needed to be done, son, needed to be done. Now, we just need to finish loading the anti-missile pixie-dust for them, and they can be on their sunshine-filled way."