Thanks 4 der gude larff Rotorbee...I almost had to change nappies I laughed so damn hard. Undoubtedly the Grand Mashter Flash Vulcan technique will all save us one day from an early grave (NOT)
as the far greater One; once said...
'if it ain't broke don't fix it' 
Moral of the story....if You find Yourself in VRS or IVRS then; leave power on or apply more to the red line, at the same time give a big pole forward & maintain some heading of sorts, until You fly out of it
works every-time
every bleedin' time
Happy Yappy stay Happy
