Allegedly a telephone call similar to this afternoon
Caller: "Hello, is that HQ 2FTS?"
HQ 2FTS: "Yes..."
Caller: "This is former OC XXX
Volunteer Gliding Squadron. The documents are on my desk with my MoD90 and I've just dropped off the keys to the Squadron at the Main Guard Room. See ya..."
HQ 2FTS: "Any chance you could conduct an inventory check and tidy up?..."
Telephone Line: Brrrrrrrrrr...