I think we all struggled a bit with this one!
Mentioned in dispatches:
Stanwell's:
... and I won't show the world you don't know where to put your knee-pads.
Runner-up:
Nutty's:
"You may have a rifle, but I have a Canon."
Winner:
WeeJeem's:
"To be honest mate, that last time in Tiananmen Square was a bit more iconic for both of us, wasn't it?"
Over to you WeeJeem.