Originally Posted by
mmitch
In an article in the 'Mail' a British medal maker complained that although the British government put out to open tender (as required by EU rules) he had never seen one from the French. Where have I heard that one before?
mmitch.
The tender documents are kept in the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet in the basement of the municipal building in Clochemerle sur Seine, behind the door with a sign reading "Attention au leopard". There is no excuse for not bothering to find the correct documents.
(Acknowledgements to the late Douglas Adams
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