Job Posting seen on a website:
Helicopter Pilot required
Skills required
Type rated and current on B212/412/S92/S61/S76/AW139/AW189
Balls the size of watermelons / Female pilot applications welcome but must have balls
Ability to use Vernier Calipers
10 experience in Offshore flying
10 years experience onshore HEMS flying
10 years experience onshore VIP flying
15 minutes SAR experience because thats all you need to be an ace
5 years Mil flying
NVG
Know when to keep quiet
Know when to pipe up
Enjoy the smell of rubber
Enjoy having the piss taken by management at every downturn
Have I missed anything?