I think we can give the dancing Koreans a rest now...
Third place,
Dan Gerous with:
See you at the NAAFI bop tonight then?
Runner up
Pontius with:
"Okay, okay, I'm short and stout but what is a teapot?"
But our winner is
Nutty with:
"And next week when the sanctions are lifted, we will try this with real steam irons"