"Argentineans are spanish-speaking Italians who think they're English........"
French, we think we are french.
We like Scotland, Wales, but we dislike England. Except, of course, for the Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Sex Pistols, Queen and any other band, past, present or future. We also love Benny Hill and Kate Middleton is almost daily in the news, and the current trend is to use a UK flag in the shirts. And yes, we are contradictory people.
Regarding the brazilians, the problem is brazilian girls loves argentine boys, but not otherwise (a Brazilian minister pointed that problem a few years ago - and thats no joke). So they envy us.
About AAF fast jets, the likely solution in the short term is to acquire A4 engines and other spares from the Israeli Air Force, even some jets and ammo. And that's it.