Dear Slash
We all assumed you we're joking. There are no 380 DEC jobs at EK. There are no 330-340 DEC jobs at EK you will not be hired as a captain on the airbus. The last 330 DEC's are starting now. They interviewed mooooooonths ago. Now, if you want a 777 DEC job you will be placed somewhere in Meydan. Good news is you will save a lot on toilet paper. Given your post I would advise you read the instructions on the bum sprayer very carefully. Best of luck.