I like Hahn's idea. I have been lasered five times so far, twice in the cruise. Trouble is these idiots can look on flight radar and listen to our RT and score a 'bingo' when we report the laser.
I was once lasered on the ramp by a passenger sitting in the aircraft next to us !?! I kid you not.
Thanks PDR1, very interesting analysis. The chances of retinal damage would appear to be low?