Half expecting a discussion on pilot footwear next
Footwear? No way. But watches, now there's the thing. Real pilots wear Proper (i.e. expensive) Pilot Watches.
Me, I have a cheapo watch and a digital stopwatch (£5 from Argos - yes, I admit it, I've been into Argos) that I keep in case I ever need it for IMC timed legs, but then I'm obviously not a Real Pilot.