You mean like this...
It's a ploy so that ATC managers can employ monkeys(/vacuum cleaner salespersons) with stopwatches to peel aircraft off the holds/arcs and pay them bananas because, obviously, there's no skill involved and emergencies will never happen with the new system.
With any luck they won't sling too much faeces around as they do it, and certainly not on the fans.
Better Fortissimo?
