Originally Posted by
FREDAcheck
More accurately, I think: pilots like to think that chicks love that stuff.
Typical jokes told by women about pilots:
How do you know when you're half way through your first date with a pilot? He says: "Enough about me, let's talk about flying."
Never ask a man if he's a pilot. If he is, he'll already have told you.
What's the difference between a pilot and a jet engine? When the plane stops, the engine stops whining.
On a recent stop at a northern airfield they told me the landing fee was double if I wore a hi-viz, and double again if I wore bars.
Difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot!
CG