One the subject of Gold Bars. My brother was telling me that years ago as a new hire ATR42 pilot he was standing in full uniform in the foyer of a small country hotel, with his captain, waiting for a taxi to the airport for a very early flight. A Guinness lorry pulls up outside, and the driver comes in, and the only two people he can see are the two lads in uniform. He shouts "Hey, would you run out the back and open the gate, I have a delivery to make".