From CHC website:
Job type: Temporary
Occupational group: Aviation-Crew/Engineer
Classification: Filament extinguisher
Workplace Location: Global various
Job ad reference: Last one out/001
Closing date Soon
Yearly salary: Negotiable
Contact person Karl Fessenden
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Your key accountabilities will include:
• Global travel to a variety of exciting and beautiful locations (non flexible economy tickets only, successful applicant may be required to leave home 3 days before actually commencing shift)
• Securing all Company locations and ensuring that no lights remain illuminated on your departure (successful applicant will also be required to terminate existing staff using the 'eany meeny miny moe' method)
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