Now, just to be a bit daring, and inspired by last week's Academy Awards, I shall be carefully and conscientiously accrediting caption kudos by category, and then finally announcing Best Overall Caption.
As a special treat, Ivor Biggun will be entertaining us part-way through with one of his well-known and well-loved songs.
Bearing in mind last week's wee controversy at the Oscars,
we're starting with the "Most Inclusive" caption. And the winner is
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Get me my dreadlocks and piano...then tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....Stevie Wonder"
The award for "Most Classical" caption goes to
Originally Posted by Danny42C
"...Then felt I like some watcher of the skies. When a new planet swims into his ken..."
And ShyTorque returns to the podium to pick up again, this time for the "Decade's Most Obscure" caption
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Can you hear me, Mother?"
# I'm a ...#
........
# ... pudd #
Thank you, Ivor. Now back to the awards, and winner of the "Black Box Baffles Boss's Brains" category is
Originally Posted by Roadster280
Well I'm not surprised you can't see the VR image, Sir. That's my lunchbox.
The "We All Know This Is Actually What'd Happen In Real Life" award goes to
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Ok chaps, while he's up there dancing among the cumulus, 10 pounds to the first one to get a peanut in his mouth from here.
And finally, cleaning up (?) in the "Most Coffee Sprayed Over Screen And Keyboard" category and hence Best Overall Caption is....
Originally Posted by Surplus
Using the latest technology, the Nav still couldn't find his a#$e with both hands.
So it's goodnight from me, and it's hello from him - ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Surplus!
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