Caption competition

[Danny42C]

You've all done Very Well, but I was surprised to note that Hoskin's Round Out did not put in an appearance; the opportunities latent in "Fix", "Pin-point" and "Spot Height" were overlooked, and the old L&H: "This is another fine mess you've gotten me into !" went by the board. But what an open goal was missed with "♫...."There's a Hole in my Bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza...♫"

To business,

Honorable Mentions:

WeeJeem

"I'm telling you, Sandy, it's a Teal."
"Nonsense, Julian."
"It is, it's a Teal."
"Rubbish."
"Well, what do you. say it is?"
"It's quite definitely Turquoise"

and

Buster Hyman

Great! Now we're stuck! Did I, or did I not, tell you that water bombing is pointless in the Arctic?

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Runner-up is:

CoffmanStarter

"I tell you, it's true ... If you fly low enough over the penguins, they fall over backwards as they watch you fly over their heads ... here let me show you"

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But the laurels must go to:

HeloSammy (who tickled my funnybone with):

"I told you it was too cold to flush the toilet!"

Take it away, Sammy !

Danny.