Belt up
1. Why are there no seat belts in the toilets and why no loo queue seats with belts? Peeing is a normal human activity triggered by reflexes.
2. Why do cabin crew serve refreshments when the seat belt sign is illuminated? Should they not sit down and put the trolley away?
3. Why is there no pee bag to supplement the puke bag? B52 pilots have them.
4. Why do the flight deck crew never say why the belt light has been illuminated?
5. In fact why do they no longer make any announcements in cruise flight?
6. Why do cabin crew get a 4 point anchor and SLF get a lap belt?
7. Does insurance play into these anomalies?
8. Did Gerard Depardieu make a valid statement when he peed into a wine bottle? Why was he hounded for that when the seat belt stopped him from using the loo in a deperate condition. Should he have pi55ed his pants and the seat fabric? Bladders can be uncontrollable for some folk even at 35,000 ft.