FZjr told me that when he was on a recruiting team they went to a school in the Midlands.
Headmaster: "Well how did the presentation go?"
FZjr: "I believe you may have issues with two of your students, one on the back row appears to be armed and the last one on the front row to the right has a very extreme outlook on life and the armed forces in general. Apart from that it went OK."
Headmaster: "Oh, I'll have words about the one at the back ... again. The one at the front, I'm afraid, is on the staff!
