Recently I had a Security fella say "I don't know why I am required to explosive test you as in half an hr you will be in control of a 100 ton bomb going at 1,000km per hr"
"I'm hearing ya mate but it makes the no idea public feel safe"
"Yep" he sighed as we checked out and commented on the talent coming through that morning.
Airport worker suspended for screening Julie Bishop in breach of 'random check' rules