For a change, it wasn't me that embarassed myself, but my fellow crew member.....
The flight was to Barcelona, and there were quite a few gay pax onboard, and I was joking with the Senior that I could find a bf on this flight. She replied, "I'll make sure you do" and walked off with a grin.
She then started the welcome onboard PA...
"Hello everyone, and a very warm welcome onboard this fairyland express to Barcelona. My name is J******, and I am the senior cabin crew member on your flight today. Joining me in the cabin are two very glamorous stewardesses. In the middle is Princess K******, and at the back is a right Queen, G******"
Every pax burst into laughter, and I have never got so many phone numbers off the pax!
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