Judgement day
In 3rd place and the day that is in it
"A previous attempt by the Army Air Corps to get a man into orbit"
In 2nd place from Traffic
"A drone pilot "somewhere" is still suffering PTSD as a result of the images transmitted by the forward facing camera."
In 1st Place Dan Gerous
"He's fat,
He's red,
He's upgraded his wooden sled,
Santa Claus,
Santa Claus."
Well done Dan