Its judging time, and although I gave ample opportunity to comment about putting boots on the ground, no-one took up the theme..... however, some good answers, and in 3rd is Traffic Is Er Was with:
"Well monsieur, if truth be known, we are the spearhead of the Allied invasion, and we are scouting for a bridge...Pegasus Bridge..... Any idea where we might find it?"
2nd is SASLess with:
"Drink quick Mate....before the Yanks get here and run the prices up!"
And the winner is Nutloose (no - really) with probably the most accurate comment:
"" I'm sorry you chaps have to sit out here, but the RAF called ahead and prebooked the Hotel and Restaurant for the duration."
Congrats to all the winners. Take it away Nutty....