Ok. judging time:
A lot of excellent entries as usual, and in time honoured Navy fashion, lots of references to sticking things up people's bottoms ...
Mentioned in Despatches:
DirtyProp with: Welcome to the Recruitment Office! Please, take a deep breath...
Racedo with : Is he dead yet ? Nope need a few more minutes.
Elected as a member of The Most Excellent Order of the PPrune (Military Division) is WeeJeem with:
With hindsight, it had probably been a mistake to say that all the shiny new flight kit was going to cost an arm and a leg.